The best bad-for-you food in Miami


Miami is full of restaurants that will serve you food that you should not be eating.

Yes, it's filled to the brim with calories and it may be (change that, it is) unhealthy for you, but the food is oh-so-good. It's like eating chocolate for the first time.

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Frito Pie Melt - Ms. Cheezious

Frito Pie is normally a Texas thing, but in Miami, this Biscayne Boulevard restaurant has taken this Lone Star State staple and put their own devilish spin on it. Say hello to the Frito Pie Melt, a melt that is made up of house chili, American cheese, jalapenos, onions, and Fritos, all packed in between two slices of sourdough bread. It's basically a heart attack waiting to happen, but, you only live once, right?

Miami Vice Dog - Sweet Dogs

If you're looking for some innovative hot dogs in Miami, look no further than Sweet Dogs. Here, you will find all sorts of crazy hot dogs waiting to enter your tummy, but one of the most unusual here is something that's so Miami. The Miami Vice Dog contains beef chili, cole slaw, sliced dill, cheddar cheese, chopped onions, and corn chips. Why corn chips? We don't know, but maybe Sonny and Rico loved corn chips, who knew?


The Miami Slice - The Big Cheese of Miami

The Big Cheese of Miami the "big cheese" when it comes to pizza. You can get the regular standard pizzas, which are freaking good by the way, or, you can do it Miami-style and go for the Miami Slice, a pizza that is topped with sweet baked ham, creamy ricotta cheese, and pineapple topped with cinnamon. Now that, our friends, is what you call a pizza.

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Nutella Strawberry Croissants - G-Spot

In Flagami, you can come to the G-Spot for some of the best smoothies and juices around. But you also need to visit this place for what they have on their menu known as the Nutella Strawberry croissant, which is strawberries, bananas and Nutella stuffed in a croissant. It's food that you really shouldn't eat after you have downed a smoothie, but then again, Nutella on anything is a way of life.

Real women need a saw to cut their burger. #TheMotherBurger from #BurgerandBeerJoint at #FranksCinebowl

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The Motherburg - Burger and Beer Joint

For $125, you can take on this mother of a burger. The burgers at Burger and Beer Joint are already huge, but this one takes them all. The Moternurgh is a manhole-sized burger that is made up of 10lbs of Premium Black Angus beef, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and a pickle. If that wasn't insane enough, you can also add cheese and two more toppings for $25 more. Now that is a mother of a burger.

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